Want to experience a Magic
"Want to experience a Magic Wand but the magic is a numb sense of disappointment between your legs? Ever wondered what it would be like to put a car wash vacuum hose on your most sensitive parts? Want your housemates and fellow hotel guests to know exactly what you’re doing because it sounds like a lawnmower cutting grass? Want something that won’t make you squirt or gush from your hole but will do just that from every one of its holes when you try to clean it? Want to be frustrated and $100 poorer? Well, this the product for you! Personally, I’m going back to my trusty Hitachi and WeVibe combo. I had high hopes for an all-in-one, but this was NOT IT. I wish I could return it, but that’s not possible. So I will hate it hate it hate it with the fire of a thousand suns."
