Wood Rocket

The Dirtiest Christmas Ever Coloring Book

$9.99

Pickup available at Lovers - Auburn, WA

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Product Details

Relieve the tension of the holidays with this naughty and nice coloring book! It's never been more fun to imagine if Santa wore red pants or blue when you're coloring them in around his ankles while he plows Mrs. Claus in the back of the sleigh. With 24 pages to choose from, you'll find something to turn your holiday dirty and delightful!

Product Features
  • Adult Coloring Book!
  • 8.5 x 11 Inches
  • 24 Pages plus cover
  • Care

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    Overall rating: 4.733333 / 5 from 15 reviews.

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    "My order was delivered to the wrong house. It took several days for customer service to believe me that I never received it. I was going back and forth with customer service. The simple fact that they did not believe me when I first reported it, for a $10 coloring book is ridiculous. By the time they agreed to send me a new order, it was out of stock. I still have not been reimbursed, and based on how quickly they respond, it may be next Christmas before I get my money back, if at all. 0 out of 10, I'll never waste my time or money here again."

    Joseph M. (1/5)

    Bought as a white elephant

    "Bought as a white elephant gift, was the hit of the party. This is not for the faint of heart, it’s straight up cartoon porn! Great job. This together with the bag of dicks, Cummies, and the pussy sours made the ultimate white elephant gift"

    John S. (5/5)

    Funny shit

    "Funny shit"

    Jim C. (5/5)

    Decompress with Dirty Santa

    "This was a really fun find. I really enjoyed this book!"

    Angel B. (5/5)

    Best gag gift I have

    "Best gag gift I have ever bought!"

    Lindsey R. (5/5)

    Love it all 🤍🥵

    "Love it all 🤍🥵"

    Yolanda B. (5/5)

    Amazing and hilarious gift!

    "Amazing and hilarious gift!"

    kyndal w. (5/5)

    Dazzlingly dirty.

    "Dazzlingly dirty."

    Riley M. (5/5)

    So funny and entertaining

    "I bought this as a joke but turns out I color in it almost daily! I get a good laugh every time I turn the page!"

    Daylin W. (5/5)

    Great illustration

    "Illustration was incredible, and had some great pictures to color. Lots of fun!"

    Erin C. (5/5)

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