Super funny. & cute
"Super funny. & cute"
Pickup available at Lovers - Auburn, WA
Usually ready in 1 hour
Product Details
Always get the last word in with our Bag of Dicks.
These .50 cent penis candies say it all. Aggressive coworker? Leave a bag of dicks under their windshield! Daddy issues bringing you down? Suck a Bag of Dicks makes an excellent Father's Day gift! Headed to the DMV? Bag of Dicks are perfect for extended waiting times! No matter what your purpose, these little candy shafts are here to help you out. They also make great sex game pieces (strip poker anyone?) and are always a hit at any bachelorette party.
Product Features
Ingredients: Glucose, Magnesium Stearate, Glucose Syrup, Maltodextrin, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavors, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors: Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue 1.
Care
Overall rating: 4.802985 / 5 from 335 reviews.
AI Generated Review Summary
Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy is a fun and versatile treat praised for its perfect size and suitability for various occasions. It's a popular gag gift and a hit among friends and family, though taste feedback is mixed.
Summary topics
- Treat Appeal: 6%
- Fun Factor: 7%
- Size Versatility: 4%
- Friend and Family Appeal: 3%
- Product Quality: 11%
Review topics: ["gift","taste","candy","fun","laugh"].
Review highlights
- "Awesome gag treat and taste good and perfect size to have in your pocket and toss at people as a joke!!" —
- "It's a yummy little sweet hard candy treat with fun little dick shapes!" —
- "Super cute for stocking stuffers or for birthday piñatas they also taste super yummy and get a good laugh out of people." —
Reviews
A great small gift
"A great small gift"
Always a fun gifts
"Always a fun gifts"
Me and my husband who
"Me and my husband who is a police officer went I to purchase something for our wedding night. As it was special to us because we waited until we got married to consimate our vows. Thank you for the help, Nikki"
They taste good but it’s
"They taste good but it’s a good laugh to give a friend"
Not bad as a candy.
"Not bad as a candy. Still waiting for the right person to drop this on as a statement."
So fun to come see
"So fun to come see new items"
A Hilarious and Tasty Surprise for My Girlfriend - Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"I recently surprised my girlfriend with the "Suck a Bag of Dicks" candy, and it was an absolute hit! I wanted to bring some fun and laughter into our day, and this candy delivered in every way. Fun:The moment she unwrapped the packaging, the laughter erupted! The cheeky name and playful design made it an instant conversation starter. We both had a blast as we joked around, making it a lighthearted and memorable experience. It’s perfect for fun date nights or just to add some humor to a casual day. Taste: Surprisingly, these candies are delicious! Each piece bursts with vibrant flavors that perfectly balance sweetness and a delightful tang. We couldn’t stop at just one—every bite had us craving more. It was such a treat, and the fun of sharing them together made it even better. Dicks: Of course, we can’t forget the playful theme! The humorous take on the candies made us laugh out loud, turning an ordinary candy experience into something special. The whimsical nature of the candy, paired with its fun shape and name, made it an unforgettable gift. It's hard not to smile when indulging in something this cheeky! Overall, "Suck a Bag of Dicks" candy was a fantastic addition to our time together. If you want to surprise your partner with something that combines fun, delicious flavors, and a cheeky twist, I highly recommend giving this a try. It definitely deserves five stars for the smiles and tasty fun it brought to our evening!"
Perfect for dick jokes
"Perfect for dick jokes"
fantastic hard candy
"fantastic hard candy"
