Suck a Bag of Dicks Candy

$0.25
Product Details


Always get the last word in with our Bag of Dicks.

These .25 cent penis candies say it all. Aggressive coworker? Leave a bag of dicks under their windshield! Daddy issues bringing you down? Suck a Bag of Dicks makes an excellent Father's Day gift! Headed to the DMV? Bag of Dicks are perfect for extended waiting times! No matter what your purpose, Suck a Bag of Dicks is there to help you out. 

Product Features
  • 5 Candies per Package
  • 5 Assorted Colors
  • Penis Shaped
  • Hard Candy


  • Ingredients: Glucose, Magnesium Stearate, Glucose Syrup, Maltodextrin, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavors, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors: Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue 1.


    Always get the last word in with our Bag of Dicks.

    These .25 cent penis candies say it all. Aggressive coworker? Leave a bag of dicks under their windshield! Daddy issues bringing you down? Suck a Bag of Dicks makes an excellent Father's Day gift! Headed to the DMV? Bag of Dicks are perfect for extended waiting times! No matter what your purpose, Suck a Bag of Dicks is there to help you out. 

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