It's a neat joke gift.
"It's a neat joke gift. But candy doesn't taste good. Consider changing it to like mints or sweet tart flavor."
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Product Details
Always get the last word in with our Jar of Dicks.
These penis candies say it all. Aggressive coworker? Leave a few dicks under their windshield! Daddy issues bringing you down? A Jar of Dicks makes an excellent Father’s Day gift! Headed to the DMV? A Jar of Dicks is perfect for extended waiting times! No matter what your purpose, Jar of Dicks is there to help you out. This 2-pound jar is the ultimate novelty gift for when a Bag of Dicks just won't cut it.
These are great for pairing with gifts, fun candy, and gift cards. Explore sex chocolates here!
Product Features
Ingredients: Glucose, Magnesium Stearate, Glucose Syrup, Maltodextrin, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavors, Carnauba Wax, Artificial Colors: Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue 1.
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Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 13 reviews.
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Review topics: [gift, candy, treat].
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Reviews
Great gag gift, its everything
"Great gag gift, its everything it advertises itself as. Don't expect it to be great candy because its not, but it doesn't pretend to be great candy which is why it still gets 5 stars."
What better way to be
"What better way to be the fun police for Halloween than to hand out bags of candy dicks??"
Great at party
"Great at party"
Dicks you can lick in any place!
"Delicious little treats, is a shape we all know and love. Great for party favors, or to just grab a handful and snack!"
My Motivation
"I plan to buy this for the owner of the company I work for one year from now, this hope will help me through many challenging days tough days. :D I will bow it and card it but it is too beautiful to have it wrapped while sitting on his big desk in the morning. He tried to hussle me into a clawback agreement two weeks before thousands of dollars worth of training only to find his contracts completely undermined his position. I like where I work and plan to stay there but it was fun to outsmart him and it's nice to come to work because I want to and not because I have a financial obligation."
It's on my desk at
"It's on my desk at work everyone loves it"
Funny and a bargain
"Funny and a bargain"
Great gag gifts that keep
"Great gag gifts that keep going"
Absolutely perfect for my gag gift!
"Filled a jar and gave it as a gag gift. Perfect for that but they're actually tasty. Would definitely purchase again."
